things that never happened... maybe.
In my crib, my aunts and mom in the hallway light standing over me talking. But my aunts are deaf.
Me eating worms whole. I took a lot of antibiotics growing up.
My first kiss was a cave-of-a-mouth French, I got up and ran away the second it happened.
I missed the game winning shot meant for someone else. I said I didn’t know.
I broke up with a girl who said I was fat… but really she just drew a dinosaur with chalk and put my name under it.